Two Bulls were standing at the top of a hill overlooking the pasture one evening. One bull said to the other, "Gee it's getting chilly out here."  The other bull said, "You're right, I think I'll go down and slip into a warm Jersey."

Cattle Jokes

Two cows were talking one morning. The first cow said, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."  The second cow said, "Are you kidding?" And the first cow replied, "Really, No Bull."

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True Story           I was raised on a Dairy Farm in western PA. My father had a chicken and egg route in Pittsburgh every Saturday.  Occasionally some of the customers would come out to visit the farm.  One thing our guests always found interesting was that each cow would come into the barn each evening and go directly into her own stall to be milked.           On one visit, one of our guests was obviously unimpressed. When I asked if she was surprised by the way that the cows knew how to find their own stanchion.  She said, "What's the big deal? How hard can it be when the cow has its name printed right above its stall?"